Running an online business can be hard work!
Which is why we offer the following services:
Free backup testing: We put everything in raid-0
This sort of environment will make sure that you do your own backups, and make damn sure they’re working.
Free Auto-Responder: If you email our support address, it will automatically respond with a bounce message.
Unlimited Support Calls: To our (experimental) staff Robot IVR, who we’ve named Van Gogh after what happened to the guy we found on Craigslist to call in and test it.
We’re “working on” adding real people to this system.
ipv6: Just so I can spell out words in the AAAA records on the site.